Me : Great to get some time with you Kerry.
Kerry : I’m wearing a baseball cap.
Me : OK… Come to think of it, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen you without one.
Kerry : I never take it off.
Me : Really? Isn’t that a bit inconvenient?
Kerry : Not really. If the peak gets in the way I turn the cap around.
Me : OK… So what’s your favourite sport?
Kerry : Baseball, mostly because of the caps…
Me : I’m a bit pushed for time, can I get back to you to finish off this interview?
Kerry : Sure thing dude. I’ll send you an Enkitec cap…
I can’t believe you talked about my cap that way. My cap is very upset about the whole thing and I think my cap has already contacted his lawyer. You can expect to be getting a take down notice shortly.
Kerry: Bring it on. I’ll take it all the way to the supreme court, where you will be forced by the judge to take off the cap!
Cheers
Tim…