Business: Honesty is pretty important to your customers!

My hosting company (Fasthosts) has got on my tits this morning. This is not about a service issue or anything like that. It is because they have started a new campaign promoting, amongst other things, their excellent support service…

I’ve been with the company for over 11 years. In that time their technical support has been consistently terrible for a number of reasons, including:

  • Lack of technical knowledge in first level support staff and no access to “real” technical support staff, when the first level support staff prove themselves to be complete Muppets.
  • Providing misleading, or downright wrong information.
  • Never giving a followup once issue are resolved. All you get is, “It’s working now, your ticket is closed!”
  • Excessive times before answering phones/emails when you are trying to log a ticket.

These are just the highlights, so to speak…

So why have I not moved? I’ve looked into it several times and pretty much every UK-based hosting company that does what I need for a reasonable price have similar horror stories about support, so to some extent it is better the devil you know. It’s a cost/quality ratio that I am generally willing to put up with. I have recommended the company to technically proficient friends, saying things like, “They are pretty good as long as things are going well, but if you need support you are on your own.”

So the point of the post is, if you suck, don’t tell me you don’t suck! It’s dishonest and makes me want to write a rant like this. If you had just kept your gob shut I wouldn’t feel so angry. You would be better off spending your advertising budget on hiring some (more) decent staff!

When a company is good, people talk about it. When I hear stories about great technical support my ears prick up. Especially where support is concerned, if you are truly good, you don’t need to advertise the fact because everyone will already be talking about it. If you feel the need to advertise the quality of your support, it’s pretty much a sign that you are failing in that department.

Leaving me hanging on a phone queue with a message saying you value me as a customer is an insult. If you valued me, I would not be waiting on a queue!

So I guess the counter to this is, “Why don’t you pay more and get better service?” If that’s what you are thinking, you’ve missed the point of the post. I can live with crappy service. I just don’t like being told I am getting good service, when in fact it is crap!

Businesses are so preoccupied with presenting a certain image they forget to back it up. I truly believe that people value honesty much more and companies that delivered would command almost fanatical loyalty of their customers…

Cheers

Tim…

PS. I’ve got a cold and my throat hurts, so I’m going to take my grumpy ass back to bed…

SQL Developer 3.1 : Data Pump Wizards…

One of the things that sounded kinda neat in SQL Developer 3.1 was the Data Pump Wizards, so I thought I would have a play with them.

As you would expect, they are pretty straight forward. They can’t do everything you can do with expdp and impdp, but they are pretty cool for on-the-fly tasks.

You can use the wizard to generate data pump definitions using the PL/SQL API. It would have been a nice touch if it gave you the option to see a regular command line or parameter file definition also, since I would be more likely to put that into source control than the API definition of a job. Even so, a nice little feature.

Cheers

Tim…

Website Downtime…

My website was down for the best part of an hour yesterday, between 15:30 and 16:30 UK time.

I contacted the hosting provider, but each time they looked at the site it was up, so they close the ticket. The fact that 30 seconds later it was down again does not seem to worry them. I asked for something a little more substantial than, “It’s working now. Your ticket has been closed”, but unfortunately it was not forthcoming.

Since that incident it seems to have been stable. Fingers crossed, whatever it was will not happen again.

Cheers

Tim…

Repairman Jack: The Tomb…

The Tomb is the first book in the Repairman Jack series by F. Paul Wilson.

Jack fixes things. Not washing machines and stuff like that. He fixes situations for people. It’s a job that takes him outside the law and means he has to separate himself from most of the things society think of as normal. It also recently separated him from his girlfriend when she found out his job doesn’t involve fixing household appliances. Now he’s got to fix a situation for his ex girlfriend involving a family curse that started generations ago in India.

Followers of the blog know I love The Dresden Files and the Felix Castor series. Repairman Jack hooks into exactly the same groove for me. Harry Dresden, Felix Castor and Jack are the same type of men. Strong, self-reliant and they get the job done in an action-packed way. Very appealing for a cowardly computer geek like myself… 🙂 I’m looking forward to the next 14 books in the series.

Cheers

Tim…

Captain Support: Not to the rescue…

This morning, the display on one of my computers was a bit odd. I rebooted the machine and when it came up I got no output on the monitor. I plugged my laptop into the monitor and that worked fine, so it looked like the graphics card had died. I popped down to a local PC store and had the choice of remortgaging my house for new graphics card, or buying a cheap and cheerful one. I did the latter. Even so, the new card was much flasher than the old one.

I put the card in the machine and it booted up and I had a display again. Trouble was, GNOME shell had failed to start and I was knocked back into fallback mode, that looks a bit like GNOME2. Sigh. Forgot to check the the card against support for the ever-so-picky GNOME shell.

I now have a choice to make:

  • Ditch it and get a new graphics card… again…
  • Switch to KDE or XFCE… shudder…
  • Stay with the fallback option until Fedora 17, when allegedly GNOME shell will not be so bloody fussy.

I’m probably going to stick with the last option as I can’t be bothered to waste any more time on this. All of a sudden, Windows and Mac OS X don’t seem so bad after all…

Cheers

Tim…

PS. I don’t need a lecture on why GNOME shell is so picky. I know all the arguments. I’ve read all the crap. Doesn’t mean it’s not a pain in the ass when you buy a newer and more powerful graphics card and you end up with an inferior user experience.

Chronicle…

I thought Chronicle was a cool film. Three kids find some weird object and develop super powers. How will it affect them and how will they choose to use them?

It has the “shot on my camcorder” feel, like Cloverfield, and has a kind of Akira feel to me. While I was watching it I kept expecting someone to say, “With great power comes great responsibility!” 🙂

The effects are pretty cool. At the start they look like they are going to be a bit low budget, but by the end they get pretty impressive.

Nice mix of teen angst, super powers and destruction. Obviously not targeted for 42 year old men, but it hit the mark for me. I guess that says a lot. 🙂

Cheers

Tim…

Google Connect is dead, long live the Google+ badge…

The Google Friend Connect badge I’ve been displaying on my website homepage and this blog is no more. Google have canned that widget.  Instead it’s been replaced by a Google+ badge. Unfortunately, the G+ badges currently only support Google+ pages, so I can’t connect it to my regular G+ profile, only the ORACLE-BASE.com G+ page. Not ideal, but that’s the way it goes. 🙂

Currently, the G+ badge options are not particularly WordPress widget friendly. Even the small option is a bit wider than the width of the sidebar on my blog theme.

I’m not planning on double-posting, so feel free to connect to both profiles if you like. You won’t get everything twice. For the time being, my regular G+ profile is what I’ll be using and the ORACLE-BASE.com G+ page is really only present to support the badge for those people who like to show the site some love. 🙂

Cheers

Tim…