Following on from yesterdays revelation, that I’m a Christian Minister based in Adelaide who does services in New Zealand from time to time, thanks to Rob for highlighting my other secret passion… Monster trucks.
Cheers
Tim…
Oracle related rants (and lots of off-topic stuff)…
Following on from yesterdays revelation, that I’m a Christian Minister based in Adelaide who does services in New Zealand from time to time, thanks to Rob for highlighting my other secret passion… Monster trucks.
Cheers
Tim…
One of my friends just contacted me asking why I had altered my career path…
The commute is kinda tough, but it’s very rewarding work… 🙂
Cheers
Tim…
I’ve just returned from a very unimpressive performance at Karate and I’m feeling a little pissed off. Once again, I have to remind myself that my ability to understand my weaknesses improves faster than my ability to correct them. As a result, while I am improving, my perception is I’m getting worse.
I tend to be a “glass is half empty” sort of person, so it is easy for me to focus on the negative. I like to think this constant pessimism fuels my desire for self improvement, but it does tend to leave a sour taste in the mouth from time to time.
I’ve been on a bunch of Karate courses recently, so my list of things to work on has got serious long. I’m at a Yoga course next weekend, which will add to my list of things to work on there. My new breathing pattern at swimming is still rather sloppy and needs some concious thought, rather than doing what comes naturally. I’ve missed a few handstand and backbend practices recently, so I’ve got to get back on the case with that. Don’t even get me started on that whole Oracle thing. There’s just too much information about Oracle for my tiny mind to cope with…
The glass is half full. The glass is half full… 🙂
Cheers
Tim…
I went to see 300 at the cinema last night. There are lots of good things about the film, but when you sum it all up my overall opinion was it was a bit lame.
Overall, it seemed like a mix of Lord of the Rings, Troy, Sin City and Calvin Klein. Not exactly a winning combination in my book.
There were six of us at the cinema, and two fell asleep. Kind-of says it all.
Cheers
Tim…
PS. The trailer looks great! 🙂
It seems the only word used to describe anything these days is “amazing”. In fact, it’s used so much in my own head it has been relegated to such nondescript levels as “nice” and “good”.
I’m sure you will all find this post “amazing”…
Cheers
Tim…
I was at a friends Stag weekend between Friday evening and Sunday. He gets married in about 4 weeks, so a group of 10 of us guys went down to a village near Bath and spent the weekend doing stupid stuff including:
It was a pretty cool weekend, and we all managed to get through it relatively unscathed.
Cheers
Tim…
A few months ago, Andrew Clarke invited me to speak about PL/SQL tuning at a UKOUG Special Interests Group (SIG). I accepted, and today was the day. I woke up ridiculously early this morning and set off for Slough. I was totally knackered by the time I got there, so I spent most of the first two presentations yawning, nothing to do with the content. Then it was my turn…
I started off feeling a little nervous, but nothing major. About 5 minutes into the presentation I was meant to start talking about baselines, but all I could think about was code instrumentation. This threw me completely and my mind went totally blank. I mean completely! I must have looked like a rabbit in the headlights, because a lady in the audience (Seema) tried to prompt me. Anyway, the batteries in my brain must have reconnected because I remembered who I was and what I was doing and continued with the rest of the talk. As usual, once I got going there was no shutting me up.
When I finished the presentation I closed down Powerpoint and revealed the note I left on my desktop that read, “Don’t Choke!”. 🙂
It’s quite difficult to know what level to pitch these talks at. After-all, 45 minutes is not long to talk about detecting and tuning PL/SQL performance problems. Fortunately, Andrew gave me some good advice on that point, and apart from the brain-fade incident, the presentation seemed to go down well.
I’m not sure I’m a natural presenter, but I do think it’s fun. Although the preparation side of it is a bit painful.
Anyway, thanks to Andrew for giving me this opportunity. Thanks to the audience for coming to hear me speak. And finally, thanks to Seema for helping to kickstart my brain. I’ll drop a book off at your office tomorrow morning!
Cheers
Tim…
This made me laugh:
Trio suspended for putting ‘vagina’ into Monologues
What is the world coming to? Next they’ll be complaining about teaching evolution… 😉
Cheers
Tim…
I managed to get Vista talking to my NAS. I upgraded the firmware on my NAS and they talk fine. Now I have to get my Linux boxes talking to it, because the firmware upgrade has overwritten my NFS configuration…
This made me laugh, “Jedi denounce UK sabre ban plan“.
Cheers
Tim…